the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to fart methane.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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the power to charge car batteries.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The power to control yourself

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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The superpower to attract harm to yourself with twice the damage.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.

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the ability to hover

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The power to annoy people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!