The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The power to invent things that have already been invented.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The ability to breathe automatically

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the ability to be a box of donuts in a police station

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!