Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to wear crocs.

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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the power to be invisable in high school.

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to transform into a dog but only in Korea.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to control yourself

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to have sex with yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!