The power to die and then come back in the center of the Sun.

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The power to smell the future

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mime-o-moid. The power to pretend to be stuck in a box, walk a dog and climb a rope.

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the power to go into a coma

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The power to be powerless

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.

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The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

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The power to kill someone by looking at them but you must be blind

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

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The power to fart upon command.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!