The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to let someone control your dick

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To...Talk LIKE...WILLIAM shatner.

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The power to never be cold, but only when it is above 80 degrees.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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the ability to be the owner of a car with no wheels

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The power to run through walls, but you have to be running at full speed.... and it only works 50% of the time.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!