The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The ability to compare apples to oranges.

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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Ability to roundhouse kick midgets without laughing.

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The power to blow up when you blink

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

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the power to become invisible when no one sees you including security cameras

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The power to breath Earth's air, but if you stop breathing, or breath something other than air, you die.

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The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!