Liam Brudenell

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The power of shrinking your own anus to subatomic size.

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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You might not GET super power, but you can get some super bonus. Get free rides with Lyft, (only new passengers). Use Lyft official code "IAMLUCKY" to get $50 up to $200 in ride credits. Now thats like a little superpower, you get to teleport from one place to other for free with Lyft. Get some super bonus until you really ever get a super power ;-)

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The ability to poop glue.

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the ability to have children fully grown

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to walk up stairs faster then normal.

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The power to become a frog when a snake sees you

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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the power to fart mace

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the power to shit liquidly

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!