the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

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The power to make hot strippers appear. The catch is that you have less than a second or else they become pedobear.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to remove your foreskin at any given time

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the powre to spel

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the power to jizz money

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The power to control dodos

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The ability to clean

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to climb ladders faster.

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to pull your heart out from your chest.

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the ability to think you can fly

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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the power to enter this website into your favorites page, so you can look up other pointless super powers in times of danger

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to be phone

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The ability to change races.

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!