x-ray vision but only through glass

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the power to to tell time at anytime you want when your sleeping

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The power to make someone orgasm by looking at them, but only when you're having sex with them.

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to rot food at will.

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the ability to spell wrong

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The power to transform into a paralysed turtle with half its shell missing

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The power to talk to money.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to not remember, the only problem, is that you don't remember having this awesome power.

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the power to fire my lazer

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to wear crocs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!