The ability to clean

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The power to be HUMAN

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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Knowing whether or not there is an afterlife

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to turn wine into water.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The Ability to longer your arms and fingers but only if you are picking a booger....

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to smell your own snot. Constantly

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The pewer to maek typos.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!