The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

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The power to see into the present

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to call police only when already killed.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to turn yourself into Donald Trump.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!