The power of having the answer to every possible question, but also to have no way of describing said answers!

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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like this if your name is jack

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The power to cum every time you show your private parts.

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The power to have no powers

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to poop in the worst time ever and you cannot control it

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!