The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to fall asleep each time you

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The Power to Read really Small Words

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The ability to set you hand on fire when your underwater

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power of exploding when you think.

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!