The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!