The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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The power to lose the remote.

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wast your time on the computer

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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to write comments about orgasms in this site.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to turn into a taxi

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The power to be extremely slow, (like in matrix slowmotion) but your foes aren't

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The power to bleed

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The power to be invisible but only in the dark.

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To pee standing up.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!