The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

The power to read the TV

The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

The power to piss with REALLY high force.

the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

the power to fly but only if your feet are touching the ground

The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

the power to fail at everything you

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

the power to be Justin bieber

The power to do something as powerful as thin air

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The power to think outside the bun.

The power to transform into a bucket of water.

the power to be permanently unconfortable.

The power to be stupid reading this.

Endless falling....

The power to have to eat every 1 second.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!