the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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the power to predict Justin Beiber's next album

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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to drink alot of alcohol and not get drunk

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The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The ability to control the universe everytime you lick your own elbow!

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The power to control which nut your sperm comes from.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

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The power to grow grey hairs whenever you wanted.

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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to walk 5 miles at 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 miles per hour

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the ability to be 7 feet tall but drive a smart car

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!