the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

The power to put your finger in your brain, but doing so kills you and achieves nothing.

The power to Rage Against The Machine

The power to feel pain when ever you want

The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power to lock open doors

power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

The power to write a country song

Steel kidneys

The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

The power to be -100% faster...

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

The ability to die instantly

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

The power to breath while under a container of water

the power of fart helium

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Power to freeze ice.

The power to eat edible things.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!