The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to become any animal, but you have to be touching that animal to transform and it can only be a rat.

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The ability to laugh at migits at inapropriet times.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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the power to fly, but be naturally attracted to airplanes.

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Nothing to see here, keep moving...

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to say you have a superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!