the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to hide in 'shit brix' pictures but not be black

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to make bones of your body disappear and make them reappear in the wrong place

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power of super sonic strength and speed only when you resite Shakespeare.

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to be your self

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!