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The ability to headbutt yourself in the face.
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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over
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the power to fly but your an Altophobic
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the power to freeze people only when it's cold
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The power to remember your name without a name tag
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the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.
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The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.
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the power of reading your own mind while in a car accident
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The power to laugh with you shitty powers...
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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb
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The power to shower naked.
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the super power to remove your super power
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The power to cry lava.
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to fly and change shape "It's a bird, it's a plane, it's.... a flying sandwich!?!
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the ability to get any ugly woman in the world.
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the ability of sitting on newly painted benches without getting paint on u, only works if you are naked
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The power to quit smoking 5 times in a week.
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the power to sleep during day
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The ability to teleport 1 step forward at will at a walking pace.
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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.
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the power to jump, but only on any surface
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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed
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x-ray vision but only through glass
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!