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The power to die in one second
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the power to sit
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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.
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Melting
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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place
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The power to think oppositely
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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.
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The power to breath Oxygen
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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.
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The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.
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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.
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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet
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Dejavu
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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.
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The power to walk on water... but drown in land.
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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site
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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.
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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.
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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.
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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.
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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.
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Th power to have a 10 minute delayed reaction, so if you stub your toe 10 minutes later you scream like a f***nut
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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)
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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!