The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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75% levitation

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to sharpen a pen

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to play their superhero name on guitar.

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the ability to talk to animals, but only when discussing politics

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!