The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to bet on the fastest horse in the track at a formula 1 competition. Moral: RUN FORREST RUUUUUUN!

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The power to be socially retarded.

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The power to inhale and exhale the same air at once.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The power of 50% levitation your legs would drag along the ground

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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The power to see 3-D movies in 2-D.

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The power to turn into a pineapple that can teleport into a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died because of a pine apple that was in a persons stomach while they're eating spaghetti with meatballs that arent meatball but instead tofuballs that are flavoured as battery acid that have been poisned with pikachu pee that pikachu drank from a pond with whale corpses that died.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!