The power to see through a hole

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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to die when you are happy

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Meatvision.

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The power to hear what your cat is thinking about.

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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The power to only give a thumbs down rating.

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the power of shitting bricks

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The power to have an incredibly big erection. But only if your mom's in front of you.

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The ability to transform into an 82 year old Hungarian woman with a weak bladder.

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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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The power to moonwalk, but only on the moon

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The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!