the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power of being able to punch everything so hard that it explodes.........BUT you are not resistant to the explosions.

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to become paralyzed whenever you're aroused.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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the power to get married

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!