the power to not finish your

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

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The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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Nope. Just nope.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to uncontrollably go blind

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!