The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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to power to pick your nose without anybody seeing

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

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the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the power to not have super powers...

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!