The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to move 1 minute forward in time every 60 seconds.

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Poop

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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the power to not finish your

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to fly 4 inches from the ground

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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the power to kill yourself

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to create powers

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!