The power to post the same shit twice.

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The Superpower to sleep at night.

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The power to know the answer immediately after the test.

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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~The ability to understand Bob Dylan...~

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the ability to lie and never be believed

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the ability to force people to yawn against their will/better judgement, merely by using the word yawn, and having them read the word yawn..or just by yawning in their presence!

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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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the power to jerk off

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The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The ability to understand everything about a language after 100 years of intense studying when you could be doing something more interesting.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The super pow.er to die at will

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!