The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to be lucky when you least need it (for example, you always have perfect toast, but you're not lucky enough to not get hit by a car)

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The power to be the most amazing singer in the world, but only when nobody can hear you.

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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to be shitty

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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The power to light glue on fire.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!