The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The ablity to crash your computer.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the power to jizz money

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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the power to eat your computer mouse while its on this site

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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boo

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to know how the book ends after reading the first chapter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!