The ability to think the world is flat

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The ability to see through glass

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power of being invincible, except when a life-threatening situation develops.

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The ability to float for half a second

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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Ability to fly 3 feet off the ground and at normal walking speed

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to see five seconds into the future.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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Power to not Sleep during Finals.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!