ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to get a song stuck in someone's head.

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to change your emotions at will.

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power to have time to actually wright something funny in pointless superpowers

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to fly at 0.00000000000000001mm off of the ground at a speed of 1 mile per hour whenever you desperately need the toilet.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to sleep with any hot chick........but only when she's dead.

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to convert Dr. Pepper into Mr. Pibb.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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X-ray vision which only allows you to see through clothes that are made of glass.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!