The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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The super pow.er to die at will

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to jizz money

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the ability to laugh when jay leno tells a joke.

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The ability to die at will.

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The ability to be Rihanna only if in a car with Chris Brown

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The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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the power to transform into Kanye West

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!