the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

The power to walk .1% faster

The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

Meatvision.

The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

The power to transport to a parallel world that is identical to your current world.

to be only be able to walk for 0.0183874662 ever 11.204882884832 days

The ability to walk through closed doors, but only when they're unlocked

The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

The power to state the obvious.

the ability to solve paradoxes

The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

The power to eat and make stool .01 seconds after.

The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!