The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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open up pickles glass

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Which superpower would you rather have? 1. The ability to fly 2. Invisibility 3.The ability to make people climax sexually with your mind

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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the power to turn into a tree

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to ejaculate needles.

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the power to guess anybodies breakfast

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!