The power to freeze ice

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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the power to orgasm more than once in one round of sex. the thing is, after the 4th time, it gets slightly uncomfortable.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to move any object, but you're blind

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Power to see through clothes... only to see more clothes

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to piss people off.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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the ability to increase your weight without the ability to decrease your weight it.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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Nope. Just nope.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!