To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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to make asians smart

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The ability to perfectly feign death for 10 days (no less), then wake up in a very small place.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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the power to any ugly person love you.

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the power to turn apartly invisible

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power of exact change

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to pee standing up

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to open a pickle jar in one try

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The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to have laser vision but it is 2 times worse on your eyes.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!