To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to piss people off.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to only misspell mispell.

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the power to make yourself invisible, except for your left arm

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The power to be dead

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The ability to spit mouthwash

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to tell have a alarm clock in your head that only go's off evry 30 secents and it deeps for 20 u cant take it owt or stop it lols

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The power to only see glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!