the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The ability to laugh like tickle me elmo

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to piss lemon juice

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to change the color of foliage. In the name of justice.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to turn pens into pencils, but not pencils into pens.

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Ability to do the kamahameha but it comes out as bubbles

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The power to pee backwards.

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The power to shit on command.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to fly, but only inside an airplane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!