The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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Third armpit.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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Retractable Teeth

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The power to get a boner at unpredictable times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!