The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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Farting at will

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The power to cure a ham

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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the power to be powerless

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to lift animate objects in the same direction.

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The power to turn delicious and tasteful food into useless brown mush.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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The power to clap 14 times a second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!