The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The ablity to slap a policeman and get away with it.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to exit this site because of the maple story ad.

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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the power to be phone

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pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the power to control your own body movements

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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To call me maybe

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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the ability to become black.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!