The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry

The power to shit brix, No wait.

the power to shit brixs!

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

the power to turn apartly invisible

The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

power to make your saliva taste like a 90 yr old diabetic old man who has tapeworms' poop

The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

the power to become semi-transparent

The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to not be funny

The power to make it inconveniently drizzle when crime is happening

The power to find your lost keys only if the keys are in your pocket.

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!