the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the power to see through windows.;.

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to teleport 13,000,000,000 lightyears but not be able to return.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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the power to not finish your

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to eat food.

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to smell any point in time

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!