The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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you are immortal, but only while rubbing your mothers feet.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

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The Power to make people see a picture of you naked in their heads.

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to become real life Captain Arabian. Example: Hey nice suit, does the A on your forehead stand for America? ALALALALALALALAH! *BOOOOOOM* Moral: Next time you see someone that looks like Captain America, you better run.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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Delayed Reaction Man

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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the power to turn into a random piece of fruit.

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!