The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to eat sharp objects but you have to poop it whole

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to fart on a plane.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to glow while under the sun

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for christmas ? He is dead.

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The power to feeling the earthquake effect after earthquake

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!