When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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black people

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Teleporting to Mexico

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The ability to fall asleep before the end of the movie

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The power to iron your clothes with your mind before putting it in the washing machine

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the ability to see fairy's

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!