The power to turn allergic to anything, but you have to eat it after.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to glow while under the sun

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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the power to run in slow motion

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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the power to randomly die at any moment

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The ability to make your tongue glow but only if your mouth is closed.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!