the power to spell words wrong

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The ability to self destruct at will.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The ability to turn a motor bike into dolphin food

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to get the ketchup bottle open.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to consume yourself and use it as food (dosn't remove pain and will cause medical condisions)

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The power to know if someone in China eats Rice

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the power to fail at everything you do

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to ejaculate at command

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The ability to open your window, and shout retarded things at your neighbors. "HEY! MY ASH SMELLS LIKE BANANAS!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!