The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to see through glass

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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the power to make ads 0.000001 seconds shorter

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The power to turn everything you touched into gold. A-hem. Midas, you listening?

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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The power to to think there are images in the clouds.

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the power of fart helium

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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The power to FLY when you're blind

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The power to see through pastry..

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The Power to sh*t your food before eating it.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to make everything except yourself invisible.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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the ability to control ants actions but you can't control more than 1 ant in the same time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!