The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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the power to be powerless.

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The ability to glow but only in broad daylight

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette

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The power to not have a superpower

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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.

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The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

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The ability to bleed lava

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The power to temporarily become mentally retarded.

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The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.

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the power to be right in an argument with your girlfriend. -tom hall

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!