The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to juggle cacti

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the power to eat bread

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to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to block your own powers

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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The power to swim on land

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!