the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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the power to freeze people only when it's cold

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to shag your best mates sister, and get away with it.

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to die and then come back in the center of the Sun.

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to have a invisible boat mobile

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to shit brix

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!