Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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Invisibility that only works when your sining a lady gaga song

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!