The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to change laws if you're allowed to.

The power to live until you die.

the power to produce millions of dollars but be stranded on a deserted island!

The power to stop existing.

The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

the ability to only do pointless things.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

Power to give birth through your penis.

the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

The power to erect your nipples at will.

Power to make other people rich.

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to never run out of toilet paper when going to the bathroom

to randomly self destruct at any time

The power to state the obvious at will.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

the power to have 20/20 vision only when wearing aviators

The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

The power to clone yourself, except all your clones become Catholic priests. Moral: "Mommy! It was HE who touched me!"

The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

the power to seduce hats

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!