The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the power of shitting bricks

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to control yourself

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The power not to find what you are looking for.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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I'm a giant di

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!