The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to read the mind of a cow that has produced a piece of cheese that has traveled 447,800 miles but only when looking at that piece of cheese

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The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

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the power to see through water.

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the power to laugh at burials and cry at weddings

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to laugh when you tickle your feet

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The ability to walk on water. But only when it is frozen.

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the power to listen to dead people that speak a different language than you.

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The ability to talk really loud on your phone while in public areas.

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the power to control nothing

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!