The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to poop pee

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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the power to get in the van

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to be friends with Justin Bieber

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The ablity to make anyone in the world orgasm, exsept yourself.

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Liam Brudenell

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the power to not have a power

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The ability to tear the toilet paper roll perfectly.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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the power to fly like a balloon -- no direction OH SHIT CEILING FAN

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!