The power to be doing something else then typing a pointless power

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The power to make the air stink

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to find out what a baby spider is thinking at any given moment.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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The skill to make up pointless superpowers

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the power to fly but only 5 feet off the ground and at walking speed.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The power to make everything worse

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The power to blow up, before a bomb next to you blows up.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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The power of being jew and turn normal people into nazis.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to go back in time but only be able to go 1 second back

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to run on water when there is no water

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!