- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

The ability to vote

The ability to pee 12% faster.

the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

the ability to read the future, but hate to read

the ability to not hear or feel yourself pass gas that is abnormally loud.

power to pass kidney stones at will

The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

The power to have super speed but only when you're wearing tight leather pants.

The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

The power to emit contagious yawns.

the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

The ability to attract black people.

The ability to spread toe jam on toast

the power to make pigs fly.

A cat with human-like reflexes.

The power to shrink your penis.

The power to perform the Kali Ma sacrificial ritual on yourself.

The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

the power to be immune to every thing but only after u die

Pointless Super Powers