The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The ability to be invisible whenever you take a slefie

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

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Dust-mite communication. Attack my army of microscopic and fairly harmless beasts!

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The power to fall without screaming.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!