The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power of exploding when you think.

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the power to make food disappear in your mouth only when your mouth is not closed.

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to do nothing

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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Nobody in the world has super-powers.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!