(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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The power to read the minds of sandwhiches.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power of Superuselessnessman

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to become Santa Clause, but only on the fourth of July.

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The power to be super jewish

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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the power to shit bricks

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the ability to think of pointless superpowers

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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To be immune to every 37th bullet that hits you.

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!