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The power to moonwalk, but only on the moon

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The power to breath in space

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The power to smell the future

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The power to create fire only when totally submerged underwater.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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The power to bleed every month for 3-5 days a month.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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the ability to hear yourself think

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The power to have an incredibly big erection. But only if your mom's in front of you.

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to slightly moisten objects.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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the power to do nothing

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To pee standing up.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to be Chuck Norris

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to shed hair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!