The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to kill people just by destroying their reflections in a particular mirror that needs to be destroyed into pieces (and can't be reconstructed). Only what's reflected can be destroyed (people, living creatures, etc.). The mirror's 6 foot in height. So basically, you can destroy a giant's leg with it or part of its head (if its head is bigger than the mirror). Anything that gets fully reflected can be killed destroyed completely.

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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The power to think of a funny power

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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the power of sleep while you're trying to wri... zZzZzZ

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!