The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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to spelle caretly

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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the power to have sex but only with goats

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The power to sing like Rebecca Black.

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The power of Acid Tears

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The power to do nothing/

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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Death at will

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The ability to see your own imagination.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!