the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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The power to lick your own elbow

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Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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the power to fly indoors

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to lose any fight you wish to.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to thumb ME down! Moral: Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you do-own...

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to always know what time it is down to the millisecond in Hokkaido, Japan.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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the power to see with your eyes open

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!