The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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THE POWER TO KNOW WHEN YOUR CAPS LOCK IS ON

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to slash hot c u m on a girls big t I t s

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The ability to turn anything into a belt.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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open up pickles glass

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The ability to levitate birds

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to understand math.

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the power to have an idea..

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!