the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to sleep through a dream.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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Turning wine into water.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!