The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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Imortality.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

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The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to predict the past

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The power to change your position whenever you want. (I don't mean teleport I mean you can lay down while sitting or stand up while laying down)

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to turn invisible when crossing the road.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!