Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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The power to dickfart.

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The power to look ugly but only in front of you crush

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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the power to become retarded

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The power to teleport yourself into space without a spacesuit on

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The power to fall in love reptiles

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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The power to ejaculate

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to shit shards of glass

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your dick, the rainbows can pwn anyone if you smoked crack before using this power

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!