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The power to see through glass
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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?
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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands
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the power to fart terrible gas
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The power to taste farts instead of smell them
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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.
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The power to make that slut age two years so you don't go to jail when she tells you she is 18.
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The ability to jump 3% lower.
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Power to spread farts faster
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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.
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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?
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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.
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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT
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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.
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The power to be vice president of the SGA
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The power to fall up.
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The ability to turn anything into cheese, but be lactose intolerant.
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the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.
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To turn into Justin Bieber.
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the power to permanently change your name to Graham
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the power to kill plants in a desert.
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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump
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the ability to only fart in crowded rooms
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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!