The power to say you have a superpower.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The ability to get a degree in performing arts

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The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power to understand myspace

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The ability to turn the page in a book before you read it

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The power to lick your own balls!!!

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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The power to live with only one kidney

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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An ability to change birthday to February 29.

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The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to sneeze in front of birthday cakes

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the power to become a duck but not be able to quack

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The ability to fly, time-travel, be invisible, move at an incredible speed without wasting any energy, jump to incredible lengths, super-strength, handsomeness, charisma, and the ability to charm any woman on earth. If you bathe in radioactive liquid.

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The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

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the power to be indestructable to ballistics, falls, poisons and other potentially lethal things however everyday mundane things will be hazardous to yourself

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To pee standing up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!