The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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your balls glow in the dark 6am every day

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to fart snot

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The power to get cancer all the time. And strokes.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the power to not have powers when you need them most

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to seduce anyone you do not want.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!