The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to eat food

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The power to live.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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the power to summon chuck norris... but he kicks your ass every time for bothering him

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The power to crash land ANY vehicle you steer/control. "Hah finally I got a tank! OMG ITS GAINING SPEED ON ITS OWN IN FRONT OF THAT GIANT RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMP!

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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Nothing

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to have a black president

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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Dejavu

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power of telling the name of ANY song/music ever made by just listening the first three seconds of it.

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The ability to turn your ribcage invisible at will

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!