waffling. The power to eat as many waffels as you want without getting full. But you can`t share!

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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the ability to turn everything you touch into either a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN or a piece of CRUDELY PAINTED NOT-SO-FUNNY PLYWOOD CUT-OUT FOLK ART!

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The power to activate the turn signal of any car passing by.

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The power to be invisible to only yourself.

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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the power to live until you die

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to be black.

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to transform coke into pepsi....

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The power to have a photogenic memory (You look really good in every memory of yourself)

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to raise your cholesterol level using only your mind.

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the power to transform into yourself

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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The power to lick your own elbow...

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The power to shrink your penis every time you are aroused.

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The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

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The power to believe it's not butter

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!