The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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The power to walk through walls, but only when your standing still.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to stay a virgin

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to feel pain while under anesthetics.

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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The power to complete the jigsaw puzzle that you got bored of because it was to hard and now its in the box and covered in dust

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to forget what you were going to say

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The power to turn diamonds into coal.

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The ability to count to potato

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the power to break the nib of a pencil so that its pointless

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The ability to grow your hair at an ever so slightly extended rate!

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The Power To Captilize The First Letter Of Each Word Without Thinking About It.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!