The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to turn water into water with a yellow tint.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.

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The power to transform into yourself

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The ability to become visible at will.

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to control dodos

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The power to only give a thumbs down rating.

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The power to be 13% bullet proof.

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The power to have an incredibly big erection. But only if your mom's in front of you.

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The power to believe it's not butter

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like this if your name is jack

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The power to moonwalk, but only on the moon

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The power to shoot 3 cotton balls from your hands every 10 days.

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The power to move through time at the speed of time.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors.

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The power to turn gold into silver.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!