The power to make pointless super powers

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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The power to turn a wii or ps3 into an xbox 360

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to still believe in Santa Clause.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to compare anything to porn because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power of being pointless

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the power to turn into the hardest material in the whole of space but while in that mode you cant move

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!