The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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the ability to slap someone with your foot

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the power to superglue ur balls to ur thigh

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The power to be vice president of the SGA

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to turn gold into dust

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to jack off 1,000 times a day.

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to achieve orgasm within 3 seconds

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The power to make coma patients bark.

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Thhe ability to cry acid

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the ability to see to womens cloths

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the ability to know how to shoot with any gun..but only when it is without ammo

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to sizzle like bacon

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The ability to change the writing on signs

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The power

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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the power to poop pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!