the power to fit through a vagina

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the power to shit shards of glass

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to eat just one Lays potato chip

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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Power to develop diseases.

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NMR Vision

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The ability to make iguanas in Peru blink uncontrolably

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the power to be justin bieber

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Now you can stop the time for half a second, while walking against a strong wind.

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the power of turn justin bieber into a girl,BUT HE IS ALREADY A GIRL O.O

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to spend your money on yourself, when you gotta do something useful with it, like giving it to me. Moral: GIVE ME THY TRESUUUR!

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The power to state Goku`s power level without crushing you`re scouter.

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The ability to ask an inappropriate question

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

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The ability to shoot blueberry muffins from my fingertips.

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the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

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The ability to change a food to the exact same food

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!