The power to breath fire but only when covered in gasoline/petrolium

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The power to talk and listen at the same time

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to be born.

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The power to Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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the power to bi ugly

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The Ability to shit studs once a week

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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the ability to glow in the light.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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the ability to become black.

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The power to kill Pedobear.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to poop whenever you want.

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the ability to "speak in tongues"...

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the ability to only fall asleep in showers

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The power to be afraid of horses.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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Airbending, but only in vacuum.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!