The power

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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the power to poop pee

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to live without water but you're trapped at sea

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The power to turn the inside of your mouth into solid brass so you can safely eat Cap'n Crunch

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invinsibility to everything except for thing that hurt or kill you....

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The power to love but never be loved (a.k.a the story of my life)

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.

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The amazing ability to despise round objects.

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The ability to arrange M&M's in alphabetical order.

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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the power to turn anything into candy but u r diabetic

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The power of flight only inside flying airplanes.

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the power to teleport, but only in front of a tyrannosaurus rex.

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the power to be justin bieber

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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The power to never sleep but still get tired

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The ability to change your weight

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The ability to speak backwards.

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The power to put on a sweater when u already have one on when its 90 degrees outside but can only do it outside

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!