The power to poo.

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to breathe

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to cum cucumbers if you are a man.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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Faster than a loaded bullet!

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to die when you get old

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to time travel to the present

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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The power to come second in any race

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!