the ability to die on command

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The Power to Power

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power to poo perfectly priced people

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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the power to sing like a pro but only when in a bathroom or when autotune is involved...

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to change people socks on command

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the power to make double rainbows in the sky, but after that, it turns in a double hurricane.

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to create the best Internet memes; instant nullified by recognition or compensation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!