The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to diffuse bombs when no bombs are present

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the powet to grow a 50 pound afro but not be able to get rid of it

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

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The ability to make your tongue glow but only if your mouth is closed.

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The power to speak in hieroglyphs.

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The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The ability to not lose the game.

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection

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the power to make men funnier smarter and more athletic then womer.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!