The power to smell through your arse.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to not Waste time

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the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to display emotions at will

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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make your arm REALLY. fart power

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!