The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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the power to send text messages while driving

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The kind of power Mel GIbson had in "What Women Want"

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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the ability to levitate

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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to turn water into water with a yellow tint.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!