The power to erase large amounts of time from memory when drinking alcohol.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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A solar-powered flashlight.

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The power to read the TV

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the power to read the thoughts of inanimate objects.

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the power of 75% leviatation.

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The power to fly but you will only last in the air for 3 seconds

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to live with only one kidney

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the power to predict the past

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The power to think of a funny power

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The power to not be color blind.

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The power to waste money

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Behold! The ability to taste water!

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to win a gold medal in the special Olympics... you are perfectly healthy

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to become the best racer in NASCAR, but only being able to turn right.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!