the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to be invisible to bartenders.

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

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Balls.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to have an incredibly big erection. But only if your mom's in front of you.

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The power to do anything as if you were god but only after you slay a mythical dragon and eat an Unicorn's poop.

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The power to make someone hate crayons by poking your left eyebrow while looking at them.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to teleport your self 5 feet ahead of you every 3 seconds

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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the power to change channel without the remote

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The power to do nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!