DIY LOL
Anti Joke
Porn SFW
Funny Tip Jars
LOL Hell
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
…
Next ›
Last »
The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time
thumb_up
thumb_down
-29
The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!
thumb_up
thumb_down
-33
The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-37
the ability to levitate
thumb_up
thumb_down
-25
the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do
thumb_up
thumb_down
-32
The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)
thumb_up
thumb_down
+1
The power not to find what you are looking for.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+19
the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest
thumb_up
thumb_down
-4
the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles
thumb_up
thumb_down
+9
The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour
thumb_up
thumb_down
-83
The power to fly when you are in a plane
thumb_up
thumb_down
+12
The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-19
the ability to eat three tons of dirt
thumb_up
thumb_down
-10
The power to eat soup with a fork.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-4
The power to turn water into water with a yellow tint.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+2,443
the power to speak only in binary
thumb_up
thumb_down
+2
The power to wake up 5 minutes earlier.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+73
The power to transform into yourself
thumb_up
thumb_down
+55
the power to talk backwards
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
The power to think of a funny power
thumb_up
thumb_down
+24
The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...
thumb_up
thumb_down
-2
The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-31
the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all
thumb_up
thumb_down
+67
The ability to become visible at will.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-36
« First
‹ Prev
…
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!