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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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Being only half invisible.

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Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The ability to eat whole chickens at will, but only when yr not hungry.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to buy "I cant believe its not butter" and turn the damn thing into real butter.

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The power to troll yourself

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to see the present.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!