The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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the power to die when you breath oxygen

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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the power to milk cows with your mind

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ability to pee when around a bathroom

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The power to run in lightspeed when you sit on a wheelchair.

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the power of shit yourself and have for free your own statue. But shited.

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The power to shit razor blades!!!!!!!!

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the power to teleport yourself to a volcano core

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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The power to pee out blood at will

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to have a large staple embedded in your face.

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The ability to only fart in public

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

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The power to activate the turn signal of any car passing by.

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The power to look incredibly beautiful when there's no light

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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The power to fluently speak all languages of the world but only when you are sleeping.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!