The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to have any pussy you want but only to magically transform it into a small bloody hairy wrinkled dick with herpes and AIDS when you touch it and there is nothing you can do about it.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to have pointless superpowers

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to audition for X-Factor with no fear, but only if you punch your freind.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The super power to shine in daylight

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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the power to talk to fish but only if their belly up

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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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The power to see through glass

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to shrink your erection whenevery you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!