You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to make a rather pointless comeback here... Moral: See what I mean? ;),

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The power to climb trees really fast, but they shrink when you do.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power of immortality while suicidal.

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The power to transform into any scented candle. Your sidekick has the power to light you with his mind, but you don't let him because it hurts to be on fire.

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The ability to charge my iPhone, by starring at it real hard while rubbing my nipples!!!

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!