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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth
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the power to get STD's
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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.
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the power to inhale and exhale air
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The power to transform you`re nuts into nunchuck-magnets.
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The power to attract bullets
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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals
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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...
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To write a pointless power on paper to use.
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the ability to turn everything you touch into either a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN or a piece of CRUDELY PAINTED NOT-SO-FUNNY PLYWOOD CUT-OUT FOLK ART!
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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.
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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY
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The power to get shot when you're alone
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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class
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The ability to go poop and pee.
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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago
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The power to sleep through a dream.
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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.
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AXE Body Spray Rituals--Learn Manly Rituals the Girls Can't Manliest Rituals &Get Her Affection
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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.
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The power to pee backwards.
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The power to get the bullet every time you play russian roulette
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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you
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The power to walk through the opened doors
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!