The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to make someone forget you as soon as they laid eyes on you making you lonely forever:)

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The power to levitate, but only after exactly 10 hours of sleep and you have to be wearing a tin foil bathing suit.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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The power to lift any weight but only when you're lifting something light.

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Tree powers Activate.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

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The power to think oppositely

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to understand any dialect, but you're born deaf

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The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

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The power 2 kiss ur own ass

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The power to reach out your hand on a tv screen and punch anyone in it, and have them actually feel it.

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The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.

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Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.

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the power to make tom lose his friends on myspace

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!