the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

thumb_up thumb_down -24

the power to drive a car with no engine

thumb_up thumb_down +7

the power of 75% leviatation.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power of learning

thumb_up thumb_down -19

the power to summon a pen, once

thumb_up thumb_down -40

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

thumb_up thumb_down -44

The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

The ablity to hate everything.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The power of bad luck

thumb_up thumb_down -18

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

thumb_up thumb_down -51

The power to cause weeds to grow twice as fast as usual in your bed of prized petunias.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

the power to change the colour of your urine

thumb_up thumb_down +15

pedo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

thumb_up thumb_down -16

The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

the power to hovertate

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

thumb_up thumb_down +10

the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

thumb_up thumb_down

The power to like Justin Beiber

thumb_up thumb_down -83

Batman

thumb_up thumb_down -10

The power to automatically teleport into the middle of the nearest terrorist attack within 100 000 miles.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!