The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power of thinking of a good useless superpower.

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The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

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The powers of a burnt face

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to burn the sun.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to control the weather, but only in space

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to beat up anyone but only if u sneeze first

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!