the power to make yourself invisible, except for your left arm

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The power to sit on a pile of change and add it up.

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the power to add .1 mile to the odometer of nearby vehicles

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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To...Talk LIKE...WILLIAM shatner.

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The power to age rapidly.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to remove a horseshoe from a horse

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The power that everytime someone sneezes, a living porpoise erupts from your anus.

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The power to make power orgasm on command

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The Power To Right Your Own Power On This Website.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to turn random things that you touch into water, like in a schick hydro commercial

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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The power to slow down wet paint's drying speed.

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Ability to be Stephen Hawking's stunt double.

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the ability to be the best looking guy but only in jail

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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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the power to disintegrate toilette paper with your butt

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the power to stop your addiction to placebos

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!