Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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the power to have the best sex in the world, but only when your in a coma.

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The power to guess a multiple choice answer correctly some of the time.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The ability to gain weight at will, but not lose it at will

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the power to resist texting and driving 76% of the time when you only own a landline.

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The ability to shed one's skin like a snake.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to be a shitstick on a stick with a shitstick on a shit with a shitstick

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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The power to give the wrong directions

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!