The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to clap with one hand.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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the power to change people socks on command

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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The power to be powerless.

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Being able to make sandwiches, but you're a man.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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the power to make toast into bread

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The power to see into the present

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The power to be your self

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the power to see through bananas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!