The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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the power to reseal bottle caps

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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Power to always have exact change.

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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!