The ability to laugh from this joke: "The ability to shapeshift into any items but only pedophiles can use it".

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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The power for the left side of your body to be able to fly, but not the right.

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the power to get drunk but only when drinking anything with alcohol in it.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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The ability to make your bones paper-thin.

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instantaneously add any amount of weight to your body (but not be able to lose it)

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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Power to falsely sense danger whenever you want to sleep.

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The power to punch that like button

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!