The power to transport to a parallel world that is identical to your current world.

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The power to open doors with your bare hands

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the ability to type at pointlesssuperpowers.com

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The ability to write funny pointless superpowers down, but only on paper.

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The Power of double posting.

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The power to have 1 second invisibility.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to see into the present

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The power to wear crocs.

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The power to make large black men believe you are homosexual. . . when you are a straight male.

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The power of divide by zero... yourself

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Power to not get pissed off after seing so many of this: "Power to turn invisible when no one is looking."

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The ability to to die whenever you want. RIP

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to pointlessly read books really fast

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The power to remember your name without a name tag

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!