The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

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The power to smell the future

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to make police believe you're driving in the wrong lane

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The ability to see through glass

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Immunity to everything except bullets, fire and bears.

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The power to be bad at everything

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

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The power to see 3 seconds into the future.

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!