The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The power to make sweet love to your mother just by caressing her between the legs for a while.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to be born.

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SGNM! Super Grammar Nazi Man!

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The power to smell the inside of your nose.

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to make yourself deaf.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!