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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.
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The power to get shot when you're alone
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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull
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The power to smell you poop after you flushed
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The ability to talk to bacteria
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the power to not have powers when you need them most
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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.
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The ability to cause spiders to unpredictably materialize on your body, but only when you're sleeping or otherwise unaware of your surroundings.
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the power to make yourself invisible, except for your left arm
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The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.
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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around
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The power to believe it's not butter
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The power to slow down wet paint's drying speed.
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The power to fart methane.
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The power to be able to turn any internet connection into dial up. Instantly
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The power to sneeze with your eyes open.
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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.
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The power to see into the past exactly one second.
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The power to turn gold into silver.
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The power to emit a smell like vanilla at will.
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the power to be able to touch MC Hammer
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The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.
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The power to see all things visible
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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!