The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to make your shit sink or float on command.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to die on the spot

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to die at will

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to sleep

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!