The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to grow boobs

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to control sloths

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The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to control when a woman is on her period, but you are a man and suffer from constant PMS if you don't force it on someone else.

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The power to smell a fart from a 500 mile radius.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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to poop a penny every year

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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the power to die

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!