The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

The power to be an idiot.

The power to make water expire.

The power to change the colour of your right index finger

The power to turn food into shit.

The power to have no powers!

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

The power to sing but your mute

The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

The power of bullet atraction

the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

The power to control sloths

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!