the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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Have sex but not feel it

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to sing with your buttcheeks

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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the power to summon a massive midget

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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the power to time travel to the present

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to switch gender identity

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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the power to jizz money

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!