The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to be impressed by Sham-Wow

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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Menstrual blood bending!

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The power to spell 'a' correctly

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to see the dress as both black and blue and white and gold!

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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the power to sleep while standing!

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!