- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to obey gravity

the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

To never remember what the word if means

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The power to poop out your penis.

the power to do anything ...but only when you're dreaming, lasting only as long as you're asleep..

Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

the power to steal 4 avocados in july at a supermarket at 9:37 am in your underpants without arms while a cop laughs at how stupid you look. plus while you do that a cute marshmallow comes and rapes your children.

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

the power to fart mace

The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

Pointless Super Powers