The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power get everyone's attention by jerking off in public

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The ability to jump

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The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to die when you die

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The power to like any show

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The power to hear in the dark.

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The ability to make knifes out of your own feces.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to be invisible, when no cameras or people are looking.

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to take huge shits at will.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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The power to make yourself fall into a ten year coma.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!