The power to make anything into toilet paper.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to make lipstick fly

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

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the power to make bubles without soap

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The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

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the super power to be annoying.Oh wait...*cough cough* deadpool *cough cough*

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power of Being stupid

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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the power to fly in space

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!