The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to be a human

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to turn your current clothes inivisible

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The power to see air

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to see in the dark only when the lights are on

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the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!