The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to count to infinity.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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the power to send future you crazy

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the power to not have a power

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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the ability to see into the past

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to teleport yourself anywhere you want except for your major organs.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!