The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The power to live.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power of not knowing

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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The power to walk through walls but fall through floors

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!