The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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the power to be friends with Donald trump

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to take offence to anything said or done like it matters...

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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The power to convince two people I am not taking sides while simultaneously taking both sides.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to poop out you penis

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The ability to fly... But when your not in the air

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power to travel back and forth in time by pressing your left elbow against your right armpit. It really works! Try it!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!