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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name
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The power to grow a mustache with your pubic hair
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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers
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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.
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the power to ejaculate 69% of what you normally do
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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.
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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.
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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa
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The power to be able to vote for Donald Trump
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The power to look like yourself
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the power to turn food into shit
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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )
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The power to read someones mind.... After they have spoken what's on their mind.
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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to
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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.
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The power to read the terms of service.
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The power to eat broken glass and shit windows.
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The Power to lost your Dankness every time you Breath.
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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...
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The power to stop a bullet from hitting someone you care about, once.
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The power to journey into the future of the past.
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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.
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The power to feel pain when ever you want
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The power to automaticaly eat yourself when you get hungry
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!