he power to make mistakes

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The ability to fool other drivers on the road into thinking that you are a car-sized mouse.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to make anything taste slightly more like spit.

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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lol

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the power to stop sitting on the internet wacthing cat videos

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The power to not exist.

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The power to slowly float upward with awesome evil aura whenever you laugh evilly (just like in the movies/anime/etc) Only to realize you are stuck up there until someone gets a crane or something to get you down...

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The ability to only fart in public

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

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The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

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The power to exist

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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the power to speak fluent clingon, but only to the non-metally disabled

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!