the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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The power to make 3.74% of your body a pale green colour.

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The power to have no powers

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the ability to turn everything you touch into either a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN or a piece of CRUDELY PAINTED NOT-SO-FUNNY PLYWOOD CUT-OUT FOLK ART!

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The power to log out of Facebook using only your mind.

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Power to stop a moving oslating fan from moving.

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The power to be able to not smell fart

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The ability to play black ops anytime you want

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to fly, but only if you are not touching air

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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the power to glow in the light

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to see forever

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!