The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

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the power to walk on land.

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The power to science.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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the power to make my 8==D go 8=D 8===D 8=D 8===D.

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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.

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Being able to have diarrhea when every you want.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire or be

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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the power to shit liquidly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!