The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power to build a building that is comparable to the sistine chapel, but without doors.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The ability to turn things into gold, but only when the material the item is made of is more valuable than gold.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to not have a brain!

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!