The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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the power to hate nature

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The power to pick any lock as long as its open

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The ability to produce a nickle each time you smack you`re face on any hard surface so hard you break at least 6 bones.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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the power to get really mad.

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The ability to know when men have erections

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to fight Chuck Norris... and lose.

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Third armpit.

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!