The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power of bullet atraction

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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The power to control sloths

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!