power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

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The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

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the power to jerk off

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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power to make the most lethal fart know to man but only when you girlfriends is around

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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ikawlhan forever

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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The power to remove all ads from any page *cough* please make that on this website *cough*

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!