the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The ability to avoid work when connected to the internet. Thanks, by the way.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

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the power to tell when someone is in your car

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to see to the side of you without turning your head

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!