The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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the power to die at will

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the power to get really mad.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to only get an erection when a family member is looking

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The power to be skillful at everything but only while asleep.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to be invincible......... only when you are not in danger or harm.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!