The ability to spit in random obscure crayola colors.

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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The ability to fart pee.

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to change your emotions

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to teleport 3 or 4 feet once a month.

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the power to toast bread without a toaster

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The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.

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The power to grow your toenails at twice the normal rate.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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The power to make everything smell like a Cinnabon store.

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The power to see through tinted glass.

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!