Feeling people's depression.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to kill someone with a knife

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to not have any power.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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the powre to spel

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the power to orgasm with your mind

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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the power to pee standing up when your a woman

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The power to be invisible when singing

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to die.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!