The power to drive a car, but only once you've passed your driver's license.

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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the power to sit

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to control an army of termites to eat any wooden object, as long as the object is from IKEA

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the power die if you think.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!