The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to turn your navel upside down

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to predict the past.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!