The power to poo in the toilet

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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the power to hold your breath 0.01 seconds longer than the average human

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!