The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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Acid pee

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the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to have no power

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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The Power to Breath When Ur dead

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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The power to waste time coming up with pointless super powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!