Power to make it rain sideways.

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the power of shitting bricks

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The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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The power to die and then come back in the center of the Sun.

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The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

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The power to teleport to a singular spot 500 meters above sea level and you don't have any other powers.

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power find anything on Google. Except Love.

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The power to see into the past exactly one second.

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The power to talk to slugs but not have them understand what your saying.

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The power to convert any rare element into an abundant one.

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The power to see through your eyelids when blinking.

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The power to throw chess pieces mildly accuratly,

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Poop

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The power to make women have their most amazing orgasms, but be hideously disfigured.

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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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The power to transport to a parallel world that is identical to your current world.

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The power to part grass.

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The power to always throw a seven with two dice, but only when no one's looking.

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the power to turn a dollar into four quarters

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!