the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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the power to read 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 books every second

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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the power to die on command

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power of having a short attention sp-- Ooh shiny!

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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power to pass kidney stones at will

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!