The power to state the obvious.

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

The super power to kill yourself at will

The power to touch MC Hammer.

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

the power to make thin air that is harmless

the ability to take an apple core out of the bin at will

The power to communicate with people that are within 20 metres of you

The power to smell thoughts.

power to eat through your but

The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

The power to jump face first

The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

The ability to fart like a zombie.

The power to turn into an escalator

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!