The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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NMR Vision

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The ability to have everything you write turn into random insults in braille, but lacking the capacity to learn braille.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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The ability to lose your temper, for no reason at all.

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to science.

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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The power to see via toe nails

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!