The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The ability to lift things up and put them down.

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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the ability to know what the fox say

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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the ability to hover

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to die.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!