The power to turn into a magikarp

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The ability to not drop anything ...when you're not holding anything

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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Having the power of a normal human

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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to see why kids love cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to obey gravity

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to the power to put water in you whenever except fr when you are thirsty

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Be virtually indestructible, but only to things your not paying attention too.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!