the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to fart in colour

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power to fly only in the plane

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The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.

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Ability to sneeze n cough and sounds like a fart

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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meh.

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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shit and piss at the same time

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Moral: THUMBS UPS SOLDIER!

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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Delayed Reaction Man

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

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the ability to command watermelons

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!