The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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The power to speak in morse code

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The power of tasting irresistibly delishush whenever anyone gets hungry.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to ignore useful information

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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The power to ejaculate

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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Farting at will

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The Power to die at will

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to die when touching any form of light

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The power to flush toilets with your mind

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to properly sharpen a colored pencil.

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!