The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to predict the past.

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to swallow instead of spit

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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The power to control time, space and rule the universe... But only when you are dreaming.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!