The power to part grass.

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the power to turn a dollar into four quarters

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the power to rule North Korea

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The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

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The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

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The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

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The power to automatically register soda caps online, but only if it's Diet.

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The power to breathe underwater, only when your not underwater.

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The power to only lift more than 100lbs however anything less than 100lbs is impossible to lift.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power of immunity to paper cuts.

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The power to speak in hieroglyphs.

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The power to touch objects that are a millimeter from your fingertips.

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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

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the power of reptitivty, the power of repitivity the power of----

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The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

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The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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Grow a new beard every day

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The power to juggle cacti

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The power to create pointless superpowers at will.

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The power to mentally control houseflies.

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The power to read people's mind, but only in languages you don't understand.

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The ability to sneeze flames.

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The power to see all things visible

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!