The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to compare anything to pr0n because "you know it when you see it."

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The ability to teleport out of danger randomly, whenever you do you are handcuff at the hands and ancles naked. You also don't get to choose where you end up.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The ability to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to make anything money related to disappear.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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The power of eating from ears.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to create tree sap.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!