The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

The power to...lick you're nose

The power to breathe ABOVE water.

To power to predict past events with deadly accuracy.

the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

the power to teleport to the bottom of the ocean at will

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

The power to turn into birdseed

Most of Gods powers part 2: Let us pretend that God really created everything... including sin right? God: Jebus, I want you to go down to earth and receive torture of legendary proportions, and die. Jebus: Why? God: To remove sin... Jebus: Uh... cant you just remove it? God replies either: 1. Yeah but ill be more fun this way, ill have you killed just to show you are not mortal anyways lol troll! 2. No, Sin is more powerful than me, so you better go die to not really die, relax... 3. Son, my ways are mysterious, "thunderstorm scares Jebus to go down) Moral disclaimer: God can be anyone`s God, and Jebus is not to be confused with the completely different Jesus. I mean every God out there and Jebus is simply a name I put instead of whoever prophet your religion has, so I really insulted everyone religious. Moral: (the other was a disclaimer) Religion is written by men... drunk men... now go eat your bread and drink your wine... and you shall become like Jebus... tortured and crucified? To show the world you are immortal? Side effects: Alcholism and all that follows, including a quicker death... to prove your immortality? (Hypnosis is powerful shit, especially when you are drunk, take it from a experienced hypnotist)

The ability to not have a super power.

The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook

The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

The ability to de-carbonate soda

The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

The ability to stub your toe on every object near you when walking.

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!