The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

Feeling people's depression.

the power to half transform to something.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

The ability to money into dog shit.

the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

The power to attract flies and cockroaches

The power to only sit down and not stand up.

Acid pee

The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

The power to have no power

The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

The Power to Breath When Ur dead

The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

the power to melt your bones

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to forget what your superpower is

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!