DIY LOL
Chairman LOL
Japan is Weird
Pointless Inventions
Stop Drop LOL
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
303
304
305
306
307
308
Next ›
Last »
The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+38
Feeling people's depression.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+62
the power to half transform to something.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+88
the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion
thumb_up
thumb_down
+95
The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+17
The ability to money into dog shit.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-16
the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+18
The power to attract flies and cockroaches
thumb_up
thumb_down
+25
The power to only sit down and not stand up.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+98
Acid pee
thumb_up
thumb_down
+92
The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+3
The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+52
The power to have no power
thumb_up
thumb_down
+6
The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+140
The Power to Breath When Ur dead
thumb_up
thumb_down
+49
The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+111
The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks
thumb_up
thumb_down
-14
power to poop out 5x5 ice cube
thumb_up
thumb_down
+104
The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+78
The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-38
the power to melt your bones
thumb_up
thumb_down
+65
The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+8
The power to forget what your superpower is
thumb_up
thumb_down
+77
The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+45
« First
‹ Prev
…
303
304
305
306
307
308
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!