The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

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The power to die.

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The ability to read children's books twice as fast as any given child.

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The power to see through walls, but only when you're in a glass room.

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to write pointless power.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to waste time making a video about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!