The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.

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The power to potato.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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the power to eat bread

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The power to be more human than most people.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The power to die on command.

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The power to be able to do things right, but only when you're not doing them.

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The power to turn 12% invisible.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to die whenever you feel the slightest bit joyful, happy excited, etc.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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the power to smell like ham

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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el poder de escribir en español ( pero solo si naciste en argentina) - ( the power to write in spanish - but only if you are from argentina-)

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!