the power to sit down BUT you have to sit down for ever

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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the power to have no one read this post

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to summon cops to arrest you

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the power to instantly make a time bomb explode the moment you touch it

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The ability to shoot acorns from your nipples

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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Power to develop diseases.

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To turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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the power to travel through in time, but only you when you are sleeping.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!