The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

Nihat Do?an

The power to vote on useless superpowers

The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

50% invisibility while farting.

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

The power to give someone the power to give the power.

the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

The power to make someone think about frogs

The power to die at will

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

to make asians smart

The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

the power to die at will

The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

The power to turn into a plant cell

The power of licking your own elbow and nose

the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

the power to commit crime.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!