The power to not know your super power

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The power to live.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to look at yourself in third person

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the power to die at will

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to believe Sarah Palin

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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Being Yianni.

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!