The power to identify enemies by the color of their skin.

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the power to smell like ham

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to hurt other people by hurting yourself, and you both sustain the damage.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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Facebook.

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The power of even having a pointless superpower.

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The power to teleport dead dogs 1 foot away from you once a month

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to eat anything that is from a plant

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The ability to go forward in time at will.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to poop standing up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!