the power to be able to blow air

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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the power to be powerless

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captain obvious

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to have approximate knowledge of everything.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The power to be half invisible

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The ability to fall unconscious at will.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to extend your pinky toe

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The power to teleport to Northern Siberia with only a speedo on.

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The power look completely butiful but Only in complete darkness

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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the power to eat bread

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!