Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

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The ability to never grow any older but you are already 93 and in poor health.

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The power to mind reeds

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the power to absorb gamma radiation, but no resistance to radiation poisoning.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!