The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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Being alive (until you die).

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to fly at the speed of light, but then your pants keep coming off!

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The power to taste anything you smell.

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the power to die at will

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The power to shit dirt!

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!