The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The power to see in black and white at will.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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the power to hear and understand all living things within 100 meters but they cant understand you and you can never turn it off.

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to die when you are happy

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the power to suck your elbow

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The power to smell inside of your own butt.

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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the power to fire my lazer

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Acid pee

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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The power to not see anything

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to not exist.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to be invisible when singing

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THE POWER TO XLEAN UP STUFF WITH YOUR SUPER STRONG PUNCH

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!