The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to toss you`re limbs at your enemies, but not to re-attach them.

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Ability to shape-shift into your twin brother.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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The power to speak in text globes.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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The ability to imitate a tadpole.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to forget what your superpower is

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!