the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the power to sit down in mid air

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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the power to pee straight with a boner

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The power to have your entire body totally frictionless. Except for your nipples. They have a drag coefficient of around 5 parachutes.

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!