The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to jump several thousand feet in the air, without the power to survive the impact of landing

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to never get drunk

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to sweat soup.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to hear morse code.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!