The power to look at Sun.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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the power to perminately bring jade goody back from the dead

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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Super-slowness

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to serve the Lord Dog.

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the power to cook sandwiches when married

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The ability to count to potato

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to like Justin Bieber

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lol

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The power to die.

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The power to automatically blink rapidly at the rate of 1,588 times per second everytime you open your mouth.

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Shoppers today in the mattress department we just started a great promotion.

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the power to get sick

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The power to think of pointless powers.

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The power to find gold in your nose but only when you pick it in front of others

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The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!