to have the power to dig a hole 2 milimeters deep in a century

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to see into the present

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The ability to fart into a crowd silently , but in turn shit you pants .

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to hover 1 foot off of the ground.

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The power to lose this power.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to think of pointess facts at any given moment

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The power to paralyze yourself from the waist-up.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!