The power to shrink boobs

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The ability to find a use for High School Algebra.

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to metabolize any radioactive material in your body into arsenic.

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to count exactly how many babies under the age of three weeks existed in the last 14 seconds.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to not know your super power

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The power to live.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!