The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to smell whore

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power to be born again

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!