The power ti find tiny shards of glass with your bare feet.

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power of women's rights.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to turn your penis into a vagina... but only if you're a straight man... and you can't change it back...

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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The power to sleep

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The superpower to sleep in stinky in a fite

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power to transform into yourself

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!