The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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the power to turn on a random guys tv

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

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The power to bingewatch an entire season of a TV show in only five minutes, only to not remember any of it and have to watch it all again through normal means.

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The power to pronounce the word "rural."

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the power to be powerless

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the ability to spin gold into straw

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The power to make any woman have earth shattering totally consuming climaxes at will, but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to reverse moonwalk

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The ability to see the future through the eyes of people you don't know in places you can never go while you are doing life threatening work.

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you do not need to eat but you have to sit

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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Having perfect 20-20 vision, only when wearing glasses.

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Power to develop diseases.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!