The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to get in the van

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to set money on fire

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The ability to detach my nose and place it anywhere I want.

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The power to remove the pubic hair of career politicians during their first stump speech of a campaign and return it to them during their concession or acceptance speech.

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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The power to make out of thin air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!