The power to tolerate rap music.

the power to read your own mind

The power to be skillful at everything, but only when need to go to the toilet and you are on the verge of crapping yourself.

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The power to be black.

The power to have any pussy you want but only to magically transform it into a small bloody hairy wrinkled dick with herpes and AIDS when you touch it and there is nothing you can do about it.

the power to become slightly sticky

The power of gentle breeze

The power to shit delicious food.

1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to change to an appropriate accent when you go to different countries.

The power to think of a good super power right now.

The ability to compare apples to oranges.

The power to extend the length of commercial when your going to the bathroom

The ability to turn on your computer with your mind,but only if you're 2 inches away from the button.

The power to make up pointless superpowers

the power to teleport 1 inch every year

The power to change the colour of your appendix

The power to understand irony.

The power to time travel 1 second at a time

The power to eat with your eyebrows.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!