the power to fly in space

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to not write pointless powers.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power of not coming up with a single pointless superpower.

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to kick a kid in the balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!