The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

The power to annoy people

power to be an alcohoic

The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to grow your nails longer

The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

The power of reading your own mind.

The ability to have night-vision, but only during the day

The power to see through glass walls.

The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

The power to see through anything except air.

The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

the ability to be a vampire on a stick

The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

the power to appear randomly in the backround of any Adam Sandler movie

The power to run at the speed of invisibility.

The power to make tea appear at will

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!