The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to see in black and white.

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to die when you do Anything!!!

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The power to jump -50% higher

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The ability to remember what you don't want to remember

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to fail every time you try to do something

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to mind reeds

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!