the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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The power to smell whore

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The power of flight but only when you're within three feet of another person.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power of funk, but only on Tuesdays between 2 and 3 AM.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to be born again

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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the power to change the day to sunday at 5:59am

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The ability to move your own internal organs, causing extruciating pain

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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the power to shoot knifes from ur pen*s hole.(ouch)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!