I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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The ability to be ambidextrous

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The power to create a vaporization beam that removes one atom per second.

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The ability to grow breasts once a year.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to shit in your eye

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to turn into a laptop forever

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to become black!

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH

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be able to levitate over the seats of public toilets (no more nastieness)

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the power to live until you die

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The power to kill anything you touch, but only when touching adorable puppies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!