- Pointless Super Powers

The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

The power to watch womens basketball

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

The power to touch anything that is touchable.

The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

the power to talk to fish but not people

The power to f*ck yourself

The ability to poop glue.

The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

the power to smell like shlt shlt.

the power to get nits -jesse

The power to open a walnut with your mind

The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

the power to not have superpowers

The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!