Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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the power to eat bread

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The ability to undo anybody's bra with your mind, but only when its not being worn.

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to only be able to prepare foods that require a toaster in a bathtub.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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The power to know and attack every crabs weakpoint for massive damage. Yeah its moral again :P just getting bored of this Moral meme thing...

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!