The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to type on a key board. WAIT A MINUTE

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power of becoming an apple tree

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to die and not come back to life.

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The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

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The power to walk through air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!