The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

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The power to grow your nails longer

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The power to spontaneously grow a beard, except you lose hair from your head..... it also takes about a month.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to read View Terms of Services

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The ability to unbleep swear words on your tv.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!