The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea involuntarily but only on dinners with your date and his/her parents.

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The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to divide by zero

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to transform into baby food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!