The power to cure cancer, but cause death by radiation poisoning.

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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The ability to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to speak only in binary

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The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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the power to hover an inch above the ground once every month.

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to steal other people's pointless superpowers.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!