The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to cry if you hear or see the word cry

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The power to know when your sandwitch will be ready!

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the power to die on the spot

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1.The power to run super fast but you have no legs. 2. The power to turn into a girl but you cannot change back like ever.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to control disabled people with your mind.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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The power to be an idiot.

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the power to see the present

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The power to shrink your private parts.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to walk at the speed of light, but not any slower.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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the power to think of useless super powere like this one

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the power to do nothing

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to do nothing

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!