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The power to erase anything written in pencil
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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.
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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.
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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun
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The power to get you`re dick stuck to a huge, heavy metal bar no one can lift nor move, either you stay there till you die, or you grab a knife and...
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The power to eat McDonald's in Wendy's.
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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.
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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first
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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit
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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count
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The power to throw discs in Ricochet only when fell out of pad.
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The power to misspell when tyring to spell qukcily
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The ability to grow breasts once a year.
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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS
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the power to turn O2 into CO2
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the ability to taste so good it makes you wanna slap yo mama
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the power to do blink every 20 years
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Every time you clap some one dies
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The power to kill anyone by hitting them gently on the forehead by yelling "I HIT THIS VICTIM REALLY HARD! I AM A MURDERER HAW HAW HAW! At least 2 times before, then 3 times after the deed.
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The power to f-ck every girl in the world, read it carefully EVERY girl in the world...
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The power to smell a fart upwind.
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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.
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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.
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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!