The power to push "pull" doors

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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the power to have a power.

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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the power to be super ugly

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to turn cheese into potatoes.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to (involuntarily) duplicate someone's wounds or illnesses by touching them.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!