to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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The power to negate all powers including your own.

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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

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To have the power to breathe

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The power to have no power

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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!