The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to convert Oxygen into chemical energy and waste gases.

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to die at will.

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The power to fly when you fart

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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the power to turn a care package on black ops from dogs to ammo

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The immeasurable power to thumb this up all the way to the top... or even at all... I mean thumbing it down makes a lot more sense... then again this is pointless as hell ;D Richter : Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSHHH!!!! Dracula: Ugh agh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh... Ahh!! Iiiiyoouu!! Play time's over, grant me powweeeeeeerrrrrraaaaaaahhh!!! Richter: Hydro Storm! Rain: KSSSSSSSSHHHH!!!!! Fire burning Dracula: Chug chug chug chug chug! Dracula: No, this cannot be!!! AAAAAAHHHH!!! Fire burning the picture: Tugshung, gshung, gshung!gh... Moral: Now I am just screwing around, I recently played an dusty old game Called Castlevania: Symphony of the night... best game ever...

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

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The power to think of a perfectly good comeback three days later.

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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the power to read something without looking at it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!