The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to not have a brain!

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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the power to animate condiments

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!