The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to vote on useless superpowers

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to snore.

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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the power to sleep with any woman, unless your a man

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Teh pewer off havin noo sentense speeled rite.

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The power to predict the present

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The power to sit for extended periods of time in front of the computer doing pointless things. The person who is reading this has that pointless superpower otherwise he would be doing something productive.

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!