The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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power to be an alcohoic

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The ability to lactate air.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to unsee the unseen.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power to instantly reduce the sales price of an item to ten percent of the original but you must buy at least ten.

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The power to become THE APOCALYPSE But you are NOT FIT TO SURVIVE....

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The power to move an object 0.01mm away from you.

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The power to disintegrate yourself

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!