the power to seduce hats

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to look into cheese.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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The power to ejaculate napalm

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The ability to police irony

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Being a freemason

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The power to turn into Donald Trump hair

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The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to create shit

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The power to have lemon scented diarrhea

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The power to think you have powers.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Meatvision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!