The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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hello

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The ability to reverse your digestive system.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to wait for the moment... TO THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT! And then the wait for the moment... FOR THE NEXT WAITING MOMENT

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The power to make mediocre cabbage soup.

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to stop time for all living beings in the world, including yourself, and starting it again at the same time as the time would have been if you didn't stop it.

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to eat ass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!