The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

To have the power to breathe

The power to have no power

The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.

The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!

The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it

The power to blink a nano second slower

The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.

The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

the power to teleport 1 inch every year

Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

The Power to float on water, except when you're wet..

The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

BULLET ATTRACTION.

The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

The ability to run faster than the speed of sound, but only when laying down.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!