The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to lift 5 tonnes above your head, but only for 0.1 seconds

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A follow up to the next comment bellow... (the irony) is that you also get the powers to type YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! And other quotes at random points... I got these powers... you do not believe me? YOU THINK YOU HAVE THAT LUXURY? YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: GUANTANAMO BAY CUBA! Just making conversation... (throws random small dog in the trash container) last part was just me its not like you get the power to do what he does in movies :P

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The power to kill yourself just by thinking about something.

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Endless falling....

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The power to make meringues levitate

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to grow one wing

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The power to control sloths

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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Nihat Do?an

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!