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The power to glow... in the dark...
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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.
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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping
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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century
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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time
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To shit bricks.
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The power to wiggle your big toe whenever you have a car accident with a baby gorilla on the passenger seat every other Thursday of every other leap year.
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The power to become invincible when you're dead
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The ability to seduce any woman.....over 200lbs......that was born with a penis.
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The power to scare female plants.
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the power to spell words wrong
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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone
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The power to see the future, but have nobody believe you.
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The ability to have have any powers with over 1500 likes in this website for 20 seconds at a time
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The power to hold your breath when you die
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The power to be able to make something usable but have it disappear when you try to use it.
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the power to have a dick in the box
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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy
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The power of immortality while suicidal.
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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.
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The power to be alone
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The power to be french.
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The power to manage Chelsea FC
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The power to suck a golf ball through a garden hose
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!