The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to speak to toasters

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to fly, but only when on the ground

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The power to shrink without the power to return to normal size

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to be an idiot.

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to make water expire.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to have no powers!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!