The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to summon earthworms

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to poop standing up

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to never end your .

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to be and do whatever you want except living forever, only when you are dead

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The ability to forget how to breathe automatically.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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the power to die

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!