The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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to do nothing

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The power to Punch holes in Mountains, Only Mountains and nothing else.

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The power to fly, shapeshift, lift very heavy objects, teleport, and heal injuries every year only on the 31st of June

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to occasionally mistake your hand for a bear.

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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the ability to know what the fox say

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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the power to eat with your butt

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the power to pee while brushing your teeth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!