The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to destroy the whole universe by any sudden movement. (Our existence rests on you`re shoulders man, don't even breathe nor blink)

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to vomit whenever you want to.

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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A power level of under 9000.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

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The power to turn into wood once you go inside a wood chipper.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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the power to

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!