The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to only be obesely fat.

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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The power to be able to stop the world for two seconds only every 2 years.

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The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power to look like yourself

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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the ability vote up this superpower

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to spontaneously combust while nobody is around!

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The power to turn into the Hulk, but only when you are asleep.

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the power to make things out of thin air that dont work.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!