The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to think of a pointless superpower

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the power of breath 10 times per second of you will die

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to not talk.

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The power to lose your genitals when you masturbate or have sex

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!