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To have the power to give yourself a disease
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The power to lower your IQ at will.
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the power to predict what you are going to post on facebook
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the power to know when someone queefed
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the power to make rotten food go good again, but only if it's exactly 2 months, 4 days, 9 hours and 13 minutes old.
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The power to walk on water. Unless its above 0 degrees celcius.
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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)
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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!
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The power to negate all powers including your own.
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The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.
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To have the power to breathe
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The power to have no power
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The power to flap your arms uncontrollably every time a hot girl walks past you.
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The power to lose body parts by merely thinking about losing said parts coupled together with worry. I.e. I hope I don't lose my testicles.... Damn-it!!
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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.
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the power to make coffee room temperature by touching it
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The power to blink a nano second slower
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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.
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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds
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Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.
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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna
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the power to teleport 1 inch every year
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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you
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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!