The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to die if you think

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the power to think of powers

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to enlarge your penis, along with severe cardiovascular disease.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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the power to eat 3 times the amount of jello that a normal person can

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The power to glow in the dark

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The power to have Pauly D haircut while being a dumbass.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!