The power to lick your balls.

The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

The power to get a boner when you're horny.

the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

The power to sharpen a pen

The power to dance really well

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

the power to turn into a cheerio at will

the power to see through windows.;.

done something sexual with some type of food?

The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

The ability to talk to bacteria

The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

the power to teleport but it takes longer than it would to walk to your destination.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!