The power to be invulnerable while sleeping

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to sweat soup.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The ability to melt ice slower than it would usually melt

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The power to travel through time... 1 second at a time

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power to drown on land.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!