the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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hello

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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the power to hovertate

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The ability to see into the present.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to use your penis and testicles as a powerful one time grenade in case you get assaulted. (probably the most pointless power ever)

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The power to go suicide

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

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The power to make a few turtles fly

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The ability to park very acurately

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The power to transfer a fart to another person and control it also.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to fly... but you are a paralytic

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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the ability to jump higher and further then anyone, but only if their in a wheelchair

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!