the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to catch em all

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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the ability to see through any vitreous walls or objects

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The power to say WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN - but only at peoples funerals or when taking a piss (but you uncontrolably flail your arms).

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The ability to stretch your arm towards an object thats in a reachable distance then clench your hand around the object and pull it to yourself.

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The ability to invent a new language that no one else will ever learn.

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to eat razorblades, but only when covered in a mixture of antifreeze, bile and tabasco sauce.

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to make muffins appear out of nowhere.

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The ability to like this post

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The super power to power any electronics at will. But you need 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 Apms in your body to power a phone for 0,0000000001 seconds.

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The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!