The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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the power of cosmic pimping with a space suit on!

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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the power to pee on command

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The power to count to infinity.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to eat food, unless you're touching food.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!