The power to walk on water for 1 second and then fall in

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the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to die

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

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The power to feel the emotions of the dead ones

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to be well feed for a day, after you eat. Dinner

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!