The power to read your own mind!

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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the power to make your nipples dissappear

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to be number one, unless someone was better than you.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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the power to speak in sign language.

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power of unlimited strength...but you have regular bone density

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the power to die on command

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The power to transform into yourself.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to transform into air.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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The Power to fart extremely loudly every time your in a crowd.

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the ability to shoot with 0.100% accuracy

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The power of 12% levetation

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!