the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power of words

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the ability to make a shrubbery once per ten years only The Knight who say "NIIEH!"

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To change your eye colour when ever you want

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to perform incredible feats of strength and speed but only while on an elevator.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The ability to not finish sen...

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to control any type of urine or feces

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The pewer to maek typos.

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h owe to orge h irs n as ette of a or

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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The power to transform your foreskin into rusty iron.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!