The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The power fuse yourself with a two lifeless jellyfish use their vital systems

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The power to know which came first - The chicken or the egg.

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The power to time travel to the present moment

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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the power to be blind, but only if you're blind

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to slip on anything.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The power to turn wine into water

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the power to read this sentence

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!