The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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Permanent superspeed - The ability to move faster than a speeding bullet, but you can't stop moving at that speed.

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The power to create a mini Lego version of attractive girls that you see that move and talk realistically.

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The power to autocorrect your mom.

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Being Yianni.

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The power to think of a good super power right now.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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The power to know everything, but then forget every 7 seconds

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to see through windows

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.

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the power to stuff 7 jumbo marshmallows in your mouth and say chubby bunny

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!