The power to move 7% faster.

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The power to walk on very very shallow water (

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"man hiding at the ladies room" "woman enters" SURPRIIIIIISEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAERHG! Ok so now we know my dick fits up your ass... hi my name is... why you crying?

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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The power to turn oxygen into carbon dioxide.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The ability to be smart, but only if you study for the first 18 years of your life

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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the power to say i can bend you

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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The power to disguise as an old woman but only with a proper costume and 20 minutes of time in a bathroom to get the make-up done properly.

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The ability to mimic your actions in a mirror perfectly

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The power to make clean socks dirty.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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The power to completely understand Monty Python sketches.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!