The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

the power to itch your teeth

The power to hear morse code.

The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

The power to pick thing up with your feet

The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

The power to drink water and pee immediately.

The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

The power to jump faster.

The power to read but only when your using audio read.

The ability to eat anything except for food

The power to dance really well

the power to speak in Braille.

the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!