Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to tell wether someone is French or Italian.

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The power to have sex and sleep at the same time

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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.

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The power to summon a rainstorm. Just a rainstorm, nothing else.

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the power to get an erection in gym class while doing jumping jacks

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The power to enjoy a raw oyster and not gag.

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The power to walk halfway through a wall.

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to grow bigger, but never smaller.

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The power to read minds but only when you're alone

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the ability to stop time on your watch, wall clocks, and everything that runs on battery.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!