The power to not have any power at all

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to control paprika with your mind

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the power to read captchas

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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The power of throwing back grenades

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to drink and drive without being caught

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The power to catch em all

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!