The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to jump faster.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The ability to eat anything except for food

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The power to dance really well

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the power to speak in Braille.

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!