The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to shoot projectiles from your eyes to the inside of your head.

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the power of fart helium

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The power to walk on water for one second and then fall in

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the power to turn retarted

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The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

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The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The ability to instantly make all your clothes vanish but only when you're in a job interview

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the power to morph into yourself

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The power to be able to study seriously, but still be clueless when test day arrives.

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the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

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Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!