the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The power to move infinitely fast up spiral staircases, but the inability to go down them.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to always run out of toilet paper when it's needed most.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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the power to fly only when you are sleeping

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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the ability to clean cuz women are supposed to do it for us

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!