the power to write comic books

The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

the power of piss mountain dew and shit cheeseburgers

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

The power to hole 1 inch putts.

Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

The power to not be killed by anything that can't kill you.

The power to play a flute with your ass

The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

Night vision that only works during the day

The power to kill yourself.

The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

The ability to park very acurately

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

Going through obejects but cant move

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!