The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power drown in water

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to read minds, but only that of someone who is watching Twilight.

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to not see anything

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The ability to smooth a criminal

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to die

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the power to write only the letter R

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The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

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You cant move but you can transform in to a sloth.

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The Power to count backwards extra swiftly.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!