the power to hovertate

the power to awesomely tap dance when you are angry.

The power to open doors with your bare hands

The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

The power to smell like poop once every hour.

The ability to get shot, for real.

the ability to die on command

the power to talk backwards

The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

he power to make mistakes

The power to eat socks

Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

the power to piss at will but only when your bladder is full

The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

The power to reverse walk backwards.

The power to not finish your....

The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

the super power of being a housewife..

the power to pre-tend your a animal ...

The power to push "pull" doors

The ability to make any amount of money appear in your wallet. The money is in the form of the Neptunarian Dollar, which has no value anywhere on Earth.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The power to fart upon command.

The power to disappear only when you're about to have sex.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!