The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to teleport to any 3rd world country

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to have gravity.

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The power to become powerless

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to make spinach taste like brussel sprouts

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the power to seduce hats

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!