The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to walk on two legs

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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Power to always have exact change.

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the power to jizz on cue

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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the power to have an idea..

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The power to turn grow a vagina that can whistle on your neck during a full moon.

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The power to fart tear gas

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The power to have a V8

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the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

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The power to shape-shift but only into an Alpaca

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The power of exploding when you think.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!