The power to know you don't have a superpower

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to have infinite energy, but only when you're asleep.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to snore.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to taste your own spit

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The ability to transform yourself into a Turkey but only with a brain larger than the head of a turkey. Note: People will become happy if they eat you for christmas.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to return to life but only after being ritually buried 6ft underground

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The ability to see everything in black and white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!