The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to breath under lava

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to have sex with anyone you want in the world, but only after you die.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The ability to breath underwater but loses the ability to breath normally forever

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to read the minds of rocks

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to taste the colors of M&M's.

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The power to be able to be a guy who can create and control fire but if it touches you, you still burn

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to breath under water, while your in a submarine.

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the ability to be a cartoon but get canceled

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The power to give you`re own comment a +1 and believe you can hide it from the rest.

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The power to eat a ridiculous amount sandwiches without getting full

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!