The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to create a slight aroma of cucumbers

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The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

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The power to see into the present

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to see John Cena.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to flip people off with your middle toes.

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open up pickles glass

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the power to turn into a rock and you cant turn back into a human

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The power to have incredible upper-body strength, but not have arms or legs.

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The problem to spit bars like a white person with autism

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to never finish your sentences because

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!