The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

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ability to have sexual intercourse with homosexuals like Levi Hahne

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to turn food into shit.

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The power to have a 100% failrate in sports betting

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!