The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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the power to make justin bieber a bad singer.

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the power to vote

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to shoot a gun with less bullets.

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The power to hear yourself on recording and not think you sound weird

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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the abiltiy to fly unless you are in the air.

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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The power to get older every second

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!