The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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the ability to glow in the light.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to see where light is not present.

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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the power to yell a math problem at will

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to shrink your dick smaller but an inability to make it larger (even back to the original size).

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The pointless superpower to take farewell with my two fans... well one... me included... Anyway, my goal was to make an impact, however small, and when I suddenly start featuring pointless inventions, I can see I made an impact... even if it was not exactly motivating... thank you everybody. Moral: Has left the network

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!