The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to jump faster.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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Liam Brudenell

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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the power to smell like ham

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to make asians smart

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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i love to make shit brix

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The power to drink poison and survive 6 hours longer than any other person

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The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

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The ability to levitate birds

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!