- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

The power to lower the temperature in the room but only if you're cold

The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The ability to not slip on banana peels

The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

The power to lick your own elbow

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power of the most useless power and have that power.

the power to immediately become gay after beginning to feel attracted to a member of the opposite sex & then once you are attracted to a member of the same sex you become straight.

The power to turn your pants into underwear, but only when you're wearing them.

The ability to spit mouthwash

The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

blindness

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

The power to be able to never have a power.

Pointless Super Powers