Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

The power to die early.

Endless falling....

The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

Meatvision.

The power to look like Stephen Hawking but have none of his intelligence.

The power to smell a fart upwind.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

the power to not have a power

the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

The power to stick your head up your ass

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

The power to move objects by touching them.

The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

The power to be invisable when your dead

The power to have bought Wi-Fi, without any pc or cellphone to use it.

The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!