The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to uncontrollably fart when your with your girlfriend

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power of bullet atraction

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the power to not have power

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to create skype chats with 50 people and subsequently annoy all of them with 200+ messages per second. unfortunately neither you nor anybody can block, silence or leave the chat

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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The ability to grow grass at the rate that grass usually grows in an average situation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!