The ability to swim anywhere, but only when submerged in water.

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The ability to see yourself sleeping.

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the power to jump like a black guy.

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The pointless act of NOT giving below comment a thumbs up, to support the message... Only those that love themselves can truly love others, as they have love to give, not the desperation for it... Moral: Support a new age where being down and emo, is bullshit. Where being confident and love oneself has less than nothing to do with arrogance... Actually arrogance is the product of acting like you are something... One that true loves him/herself, know better. But hey... wanna listen to Linkin Park while you cut yourself... pop culture can be quite the pain... In ancient days the strong ones where those that loved themselves and acted with bravery...And while times change... that quality does not.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to hear a person's thoughts, but only when they're on the toilet.

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The power to become extremely strong and intelligent by being in contact with substances such as: -Kryptonite -Adamantium -Any acid that can melt trough glass -A gallon of moose sperm ( you must be submerged)

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The power to see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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the power to greatly enlarge your penis, but only after setting it on fire

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!