The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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the power to sing like justin bieber

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The ability to breathe out of water.

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to not care.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The power to stare directly at the sun

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The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

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the power to be in AA.

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The power to pause time and control every person you touch while the time is paused

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to tap dance awesomely, but only when wearing bunny slippers.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The power of fork-throwing. This includes large pie servers, spoons, and basically any other utensils that are not knives.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!