The power to turn invisible but only when playing a trombone

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The power to know WTF is going on

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to speak in braille...

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The power to get an erection in the most akward of situations.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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NMR Vision

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to pass incredibly powerful gas at the most inconvenient of times

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to see the present.

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The ability to dissolve your own organs. They don't grow back, either.

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The power to accidentally stumble upon huge, life-changing GoT spoilers on the internet

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The power to instantly kill anyone you start to love

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!