The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the ability to have a useless ability.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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The power to have razor sharp facial hair.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The ability to see women naked, but only if they weigh 400 pounds or more.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to defecate grass, but only in hot air balloons.

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The power to shut me the F UCK UP! Moral: Ironically I have not said a single word for hours... so that would be impossible... Now, if you hear MY voice when you read this, then you are either psychic or psychotic, which is not that different if you ask me... Now.. if you hear YOUR voice inside your head, then YOU SHUT THE FRUCK UP AND GET LOST! :D :D :D :D :D :D (A MoralMan Original, now this one was pretty cool)

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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power to look pretty but only in your mom's eyes

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The power to have a godlike super human strength but it only activates during a REM sleep cycle.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!