The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to see through air.

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to blame it on the Boogie

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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Have god like powers but only on 30 of february

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!