The power to rot food at will.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to convert metric to imperial

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to have night vision when there's daylight.

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Super Arians. Moral: If you think of it, Super Sayan is an acronym for Super Asian, are blonde blue eyed Asians superiors? DRAGON BALL JAPANAZEE!

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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The power to see through windows

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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Endless falling....

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to be quite good at checkers.

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the power to read your own mind

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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THE POWER TO PREDICT THE PAST

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The power to attract flies and cockroaches

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The power to change any font after the paper is printed. But it turns to comic sans

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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The power to re grow hair as soon as it gets cut off.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!