The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The ability to fly while awake, but you are narcoleptic

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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to grow a money tree once every 5 years that grows 1 penny every 10 years.

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The power to pee while standing up

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The power to get a boner whenever you see a rainbow.

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The power to have a blue, silhouetted body, and a trollface for a head.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The ability to speak any language, but only to people who do not understand said language you speak.

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the power of breaking your heart after your girlfriend dumped on you

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

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having the power to make your nose hairs turn into hookworms that shoot acid

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the power to go on this website

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!