The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The ability to pee while standing up for men

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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The Power of Anti-Sex

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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The power to die from darting too hard

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to time travel 60 seconds a minute

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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs

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The power to type any password only if some one tells you the password first.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the ability to go the speed limit

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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the power to teleport but then immediatly cr@p your pants

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the power to create the most pointless superpower

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The power to date women if they say 'Yes' when you ask if they want to date.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!