The power to have sex with anyone you like except human beings. -Shandric

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The power to shrink to your own size.

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The power to break a bone every time you ejaculate.

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The power to block Chuck Norris' roundhose. it's pointless because everyone knows that nobody can block Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.

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The power to dickfart.

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the power to transform into Pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The ability to to remove any organs.

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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The power to predict the past.

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The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

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the power to shit bicks

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The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to see through womens clothes but every woman you use it on instantly gets saggy breasts.

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The power to be a fan of Rosie O'donell

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to control other people's actions... only when you're alone!

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The power to drink 10 gallons of water only when you desperately need to piss.

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The power to pee a few times every day.

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the power 2 grow a beard but only immeadlantly after shaving

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the ability to jump like a white man

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to moonwalk backwards (think about it)

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The power to write pointless power.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!