The power to shoot spider web from your finger, but only when you pick your nose

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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The ability to write funny pointless superpowers down, but only on paper.

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The power to become a JELLY

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The ability to sweat money.

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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The power to always know what time it is down to the millisecond in Hokkaido, Japan.

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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to make Justin Beiber sing like a girl. Oh wait........

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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Power to STFU!!

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to tolerate rap music.

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The power to read the TV

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The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

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......................................... delayed reaction man

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The ability to spontaneously combust

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The power to have a power.

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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The power to command belgium's military

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!