The power to look at Sun.

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The power to not have a power.

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the power to shit brix

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to hold your breath for one to two minutes.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The ability to pull open push only doors

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to waste money

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to poke

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!