The ability to know when, and which elevator door will open first.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to smell like poop once every hour.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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Being able to fly in place.

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The power to cook eggs but only if they are already cooked and only by burping on them to warm them up.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power of see inside your eyes.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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Super strength that works for a millisecond.

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The ability to pee while sleeping.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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The ability to see through clothes......but only the clothes your wearing.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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The power to think of food

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!