The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The Power To Make Someone Cry A Single Tear, Once A Day,

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the ability to post here

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The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to realize that the alphabet does not need to be in any particular order

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to get to the end of Temple Run

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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the power to turn into a bucket of water

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The power of turning butter into concrete.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to not look up silly websites on the internet

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The power to get hard at will.

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!